I fucked her and cum in her mouth, she gave me a half-naked fashion show

I came to sleep with you, and what the fuck is this? You impregnated me

It's a good thing my sister didn't have her panties on, she's got a lot of fucking sperm

I saw her tits and I got a hard-on - I even gave her money for cheating

What's that up your ass, huh? Are you giving her boyfriend a THUD? 😳